And one of these stars is literally headed to prison
Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you make lemonade, but then you hide most of the lemonade and just pretend that you spilled it all. But then your fans are like, “I really thought she had a ton of lemonade. Im confused now.” And then the feds investigate and you get convicted of bankruptcy fraud—its a celebrity tale as old as time. (Not really, but seriously you guys, make use of our nations countless accountants and tax attorneys. Pay your taxes, dont try to game the system, and dont ever assume youll ever get away with anything.) Also, we need your help with even more mystery bags. This summer is chock full of em.